A Golden Treasury of Collaborative Verse
The Spoonbill Hall of Fame
1996-2002
| Date | Title | First line | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1996 Dec 16 | Hectoring tripe | Enough of your brutal evasions! |
| 1996 Dec 26 | Misadventures Without Misconduct | The travails of my giroscope |
| 1997 Jan 19 | Eldred's glum, glum spleen | The dictionary was far from green |
| 1997 Jan 24 | Not Enough Sodium | Transubstantiation |
| 1997 Feb 13 | The Question | In front of a crowd of reliable hens |
| 1997 Feb 19 | Invisible Sandwiches - The Tiresome Beginnings | She found the smoothest stone, |
| 1997 Feb 21 | Dreaming of a Swamp and the Holy River | As we starve in our secret Alaskas |
| 1997 Apr 30 | Ovaltine Cannot Age My Kitten | Cracked, but half asleep |
| 1997 May 22 | One Smug Portillo, Timely Forgotten | These low and oily charmers |
| 1997 Sep 26 | Who Causes Jetsam? | Gulls feed the sky |
| 1997 Nov 25 | Alice's Peculiar Revenge | Alice frowned; all around, leaves were falling to the ground |
| 1997 Dec 28 | Swimming While Drowned | Who were the Bewlay Sisters |
| 1998 Jan 4 | The Throat Effect | Gorgonzola partridge |
| 1998 Mar 20 | Whiskers of Anonymity | Keep your vigil - face the facts |
| 1998 May 30 | Confusion Excuses This Apparently Plotless Fiasco | The night this narrative began |
| 1998 Jul 20 | At First Simply Guessing | There was a young lady fron Dar-es-Salaam |
| 1998 Aug 7 | Theory Comes Later | One: a sponge, of medium girth |
| 1998 Oct 22 | Propose The Impossible | Jemima: take this catapult |
| 1998 Nov 21 | Stale Toffees Know Nothing | His feet are larger than the sea |
| 1999 Jan 18 | When We Reconsider All Our Footsteps | My grandmother told me on one grand occasion |
| 1999 Jan 21 | Only Transient Sheep | Hiatus and Hibiscus are the names of my two sheep |
| 1999 Feb 9 | The Lewd Mouths Squeal | Carnivores, despite the laws |
| 1999 Mar 20 | The Ballad of Archibald Sideways | The Ballad of Archibald Sideways |
| 1999 Aug 4 | Quite | Why, oh why, oh why, oh why? |
| 1999 Aug 17 | Deathrow Welshmen Sometimes Tick | Has time stopped? |
| 1999 Oct 16 | The Knight who Rode a Goat to Barcelona | Before the porcupine descends |
| 1999 Nov 1 | Over-baked blossom | Now listen, please. I've brought you here |
| 1999 Dec 1 | Stacy's Fading Cardigan | The autumn leaves |
| 1999 Dec 24 | You'll be a Laughing-stock Tomorrow | At this festive, glowing season |
| 2000 Jan 18 | A Behavioural Thesis | You giants! You, who from this crag |
| 2000 Jan 30 | Big Custard | Warm in nutritious mulch, we germinate, |
| 2000 Jan 31 | Adam's Ballooning Error | Whatever happened to darling Denise? |
| 2000 Feb 13 | The Minotaur's Preserved Tears | Frugal the frog |
| 2000 Feb 14 | Sonnet | If the prophets who foretell my life |
| 2000 Feb 27 | Rash Wednesday On The Grim Reeperbahn | Give me a whirl on the trampoline dull |
| 2000 Mar 20 | Discredited in Birmingham | Your bland mosaics, weak and pale |
| 2000 Mar 31 | Uncle Helium Meets His Maker | He was born at a quarter to three |
| 2000 Apr 10 | Round/Arabesque | Do not cry, my darling, do not cry |
| 2000 Oct 3 | World One Hundred | If a man shall lack a shoe |
| 2001 Mar 22 | Father, Forgive Our Carpentry | The practice of law is a terminal bore |
| 2001 Aug 12 | Noah often said that it was lucky to stick herrings to trees | The rain poured down; the waters rose, |
| 2001 Nov 21 | Who Will Seldom Live Unseen? | Invitation, contradiction, punctuation, wedded bliss |
| 2002 Jul 24 | The Mark of Uncertainty (Improbable Thumbprint) | If you can hold a tune, when all around |
This page was last modified by Peter Christian, April 11th 2004.