The Spoonbill Generator

If Perchance

Bold insurgence swept from coast to coast       [Apsley]

When news came out that you would host the roast       [F]

And men with brazen forks would toast the ghost       [P]

To show it some bold semblance of desire       [Apsley]

Dyspeptic inquisitors march across the moor       [Ventnor]

dropping emtpy pepto-bismol bottles along the shore       [sarajo]

And those who lived here once, in days of yore       [Beefy]

were apopleptic types who fumed and swore       [Dassn't Say]

At anyone who dared to call them liar       [Beefy]

Contributors: Apsley, F, P, Ventnor, sarajo, Beefy, Dassn't Say.
Poem finished: 23rd February 2005 by F.