The Spoonbill Generator

The Cauliflower Nuisance

Demanding menace with a payment,       [Apsley ]

'Neath the open sky       [loaf ]

And then requesting mayonnaise       [F ]

A dollop in each eye       [loaf ]

De l'eau lyonnaise       [Apsley ]

To shrive each passer-by       [loaf ]

Upending trollops with a fillip       [F ]

In the surging brine       [loaf ]

And then ingesting solid waste       [Zumpujaw ]

From pig and porcupine       [loaf ]

O what is the haste       [Apsley ]

To broach a new design?       [loaf ]

Contributors: Apsley, loaf, F, Zumpujaw.
Poem finished: 26th September 2006 by Apsley.