The Spoonbill Generator

Longing For The Oligarch

Fun time for Natasha       [Apsley ]

Who dallied with the Pasha       [Kevin Andrew Murphy ]

In some Tibetan hide-out       [Apsley ]

A mile above the mist       [loaf ]

No time for Petrova       [Chevalier ]

Who crashed her old Landrover       [loaf ]

Into the Dalai Lama       [F ]

And fractured quite his wrist       [Apsley ]

Meal time, eat your kasha       [F ]

In the ruined dasha       [Apsley ]

Before the Cossacks ride out       [Chevalier ]

For their nightly tryst       [Apsley ]

When the ball is over       [trad-ish ]

The ferry leaves from Dover       [Kevin Andrew Murphy ]

And promptly vomits Rover       [Apsley ]

Whilst all of us play whist       [F ]

Contributors: Apsley, Kevin Andrew Murphy, loaf, Chevalier, F, trad-ish.
Poem finished: 18th July 2006 by Chevalier.