Guile In Any May
Awestruck in the horse-truck,
Einstein picked his nose,
The choice that lay before him
Caused him sundry woes -
The first was broad, with pimples
And some clotted cream,
The second short and gangly
And far too wont to scream
The third had extra nostrils
And smelled quite like an ape
The fourth was smaller than his own
And nipped him on the nape
Yet Einstein soon selected
The fifth, whose stellar speed
Excelled all other noses'
In its likelihood to bleed:
"If far enough you travel
By equine, fleet in flight
Your horsetruck may be awestruck
And day shall follow night"
Contributors: | loaf, Apsley, Anon., Arnold the Sly Ape, Kansas Sam, Chevalier. |
Poem finished: | 16th November 2005 by Arnold the Sly Ape. |