The Spoonbill Generator

Unlikely Caretaker In Kansas

When Pinter won the Nobel Prize       [Roland ]

Poor Oedipus lost three more eyes       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

And left his semen in meat pies       [Apsley ]

(oh, feckless!)       [Roland ]

When Pinto lost the tankard suit       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

Griselda took a withered root       [Roland ]

And Berry's seat-belt point was moot       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

(quite reckless!)       [Roland ]

When Pimrod won the shouting match       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

That spelt the end of Colney Hatch       [Roland ]

A brigand swiped his Evra patch       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

(Consider!)       [Roland ]

Contributors: Roland, Arnold the Sly Ape, Apsley.
Poem finished: 16th October 2005 by Arnold the Sly Ape.