The Spoonbill Generator

Among Beanbags

So tell us, how many times have you       [F ]

Wished for the courage to say what you meant       [Beefy ]

Oh, I would say but one time or two       [F ]

The fact that I didn't, I deeply repent       [Beefy ]

And rue the day that Heaven sent       [Kansas Sam ]

The girl with one left shoe       [Beefy ]

Her rightmost dog was a woofer (Arf!)       [Kansas Sam ]

And was rabid (or so she informed me)       [F ]

She bit me on my leftmost calf       [Beefy ]

And what proves me sick--it made me horny       [F ]

Just like a cow - or is that corny?       [Beefy ]

If so, by just one-half       [F ]

Contributors: F, Beefy, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 15th February 2005 by Beefy.