The Spoonbill Generator

Good-luck To Endless Sorrow

Leastways, said the meter man, You'll always have some fish       [Apsley ]

Unless, that is, like Peter Pan, you'd like a fresh knish       [F ]

Like that towards which Rita ran, a-clutching at a dish       [Beefy ]

"Sideways", said the pelican, "is how I like to fly"       [Grayman ]

"You can't!" "Ha, the hell I can! I say, give it a try!"       [F ]

"If Orville Wright's old relic can attempt it, so can I!"       [Beefy ]

"Freeways", thought the caribou, "are always in the way"       [Evan ]

Unlike the flapping marabou, on one side he must stay       [Beefy ]

Like those who have to share a loo. Oh, please, just go away!       [F ]

Contributors: Apsley, F, Beefy, Grayman, Evan.
Poem finished: 7th February 2005 by Beefy.