The Spoonbill Generator

The Crooner Under Cover

Way down upon the Swanee River       [F ]

In a little wooden shack       [TG ]

I seldom felt the lack       [F ]

For steaming plates of rancid liver       [Apsley ]

That lay upon my back       [TG ]

Last Saturday, I slowly realized       [Apsley ]

With consid'rable dismay       [Beefy ]

I always felt this way       [Apsley ]

True, my underpants are oversized       [F ]

But that's the vogue today       [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, TG, Apsley, Beefy.
Poem finished: 11th January 2005 by Apsley.