The Spoonbill Generator

"The End is near!" the Bellman cried       [asdf ]

"Get out of here!" the Barman sighed       [jm ]

"I'll drink your beer!" the Yeoman lied       [F ]

And so, The End began       [asdf ]

At forty fathoms, snow appeared       [Apsley ]

It all befell just as we'd feared       [Beefy ]

Thank God I was in the can       [jm ]

"A new Beginning!", cried the mate       [TG ]

"This isn't winning! Unload the freight!"       [jm ]

At these commands, they hesitate -       [Apsley ]

And so, the Beginning ended       [Amy H. ]

In Fulham Broadway shunting-yard       [Apsley ]

They strove to load, but tried too hard       [Beefy ]

For ills to be amended       [Apsley ]