Doubly Formal Zebras
To hoist a somewhat smaller flag
I'd need a shorter mast
I want a banner, not a rag
A pennant, not a paper bag
But not one that would start to sag
And corners proudly on the wag
Would make my heart beat fast
To pen a somewhat shorter ode
I'd need a duller brain
I want it longer and in code
A paeon, not a palinode
To help me take the higher road
The critics' laurels as my goad
To make me wince in pain
To cross a somewhat narrow stream
I'd need a thinner boat
I want it 'row,' not 'steam' or 'dream'
To catch a pike, not perch or bream
To serve with dill and sour cream
To all the members of the team
Would really grab my goat
Envoi
To wrestle with the setting sun
Is pointless but a lot of fun
Contributors: | Roland, Kansas Sam, F, Beefy, jm, will_h, (trad). |
Poem finished: | 16th December 2004 by Beefy. |