The Spoonbill Generator

Dickens Saith

"A pox upon thee, wretched cur!"       [Evan ]

"Never darken my towels again!" (G. Marx)       [F ]

Thus spake the seraph       [(trad) ]

"I prithee, canst thou spare a dime?"       [F ]

Until my postal order comes       [Beefy ]

Cold nights in Soho       [Evan ]

"A shave and a haircut--two bits!"       [F ]

Cut all the cackle and show us your wares       [Beefy ]

Thus saith the Lord       [F ]

"It was like that when I got here"       [Beefy ]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn       [F ]

And so say all of us       [Beefy ]

Contributors: Evan, F, (trad), Beefy.
Poem finished: 14th December 2004 by F.