The Spoonbill Generator

I'm off – be back by Thursday night       [Roland ]

Unless I miss the train       [Beefy ]

And find myself in Oban town       [Apsley ]

Wearing Grandma's old nightgown       [F ]

Once again       [Beefy ]

You know what happens - on the way:       [Apsley ]

Unless you lack a brain       [Roland ]

And find yourself in ICU       [asdf ]

Wearing Grandpa's cast-off shoe       [Beefy ]

Once again       [F ]

You'll miss us more than you might think       [Beefy ]

Unless you lease a Dane       [asdf ]

You'll have to sail to Denmark, though       [F ]

Wearing only mistletoe       [Beefy ]

Once again       [(trad) ]

I'm back! Hello to one and all       [F ]

Unless you've gone insane       [Beefy ]

And find yourself in Bouncy Room       [asdf ]

Wearing just the Cloak of Doom       [Roland ]

Once again       [F ]