The Spoonbill Generator

Unsubtle Songs And Cowboy Gemstones

When packing bags, it's always best to try       [F ]

To keep each colour sep'rate and distinct       [Beefy ]

Because, e.g., if red gets next to white       [Kansas Sam ]

They'll merge and you'll find all your wardrobe's pinked       [Beefy ]

When washing bras, it's always best to try       [F ]

To keep each cup from mating with its mate       [Helen Owly ]

Because the truth is often found in cups       [Beefy ]

An aphorism few are wont to state       [F ]

Down under, where the sheep are all afraid       [Beefy ]

To witness any shepherd's sheepish little grin       [Kansas Sam ]

Bo Peep has her job cut out for her       [F ]

For Boy Blue has a wolf that lurks within       [Beefy ]

When writing verse, it's always best to try       [F ]

To keep each line from merging with the next       [Beefy ]

For readers are easily confounded       [F ]

Byblatherundelimitedfortext       [Helen Owly ]


Contributors: F, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Helen Owly.
Poem finished: 26th October 2004 by Beefy.