His Lady Grammarian
Babbling as the brook in spate,
Rupert toed the line
For the herbevore was late
And still to reach the garden gate
All tangled up in twine
And I was standing by the side of the road
A-sitting on a gate
And all the while the planets glowed
As Rupert snared another toad
To swell his supper-plate
Dylan gargled - with his latest song -
Makes me wonder where the rest went wrong
With the cattle? In the field?
Siegfried wept in vain
To look upon his shattered shield
Quite splintered when, compelled to yield
By heavy, driving rain,
He was standing in the depths of the lake
And Uncle Hubert wheeled
To see the planets spin and break
As Rupert stabbed a passing snake
For reasons unrevealed
Dylan warbled - whilst his recent band
Unplugged, threw down their gear, and left the stand
Babbling as the brook in spate,
Rupert toed the line
As the herbevore, prostrate,
Oblivious to fame and fate
And sniffing from a swine
Was spotted, standing in the arch of the sky
As spirals whirled, oblate,
To obfuscate the by-and-by
As Rupert lured a hover-fly
As garnish for his plate
Contributors: | Apsley, Surlaw, (trad), Rev. C. L. Dodgson, Apsley revisited, Surlaw revisited. |
Poem finished: | 20th October 2004 by Apsley. |