The Spoonbill Generator

When Nagging Seem Treasonous

"Love me or leave me," my girlfriend remarked       [F ]

As I sat there a-watching the game       [Beefy ]

But my mind was full of the duel in the park       [fester ]

And I couldn't remember her name       [Evan ]

"Put up or shut up," my girlfriend exclaimed       [Beefy ]

As I'm swillin' a beer with my pals       [Evan ]

Right in front of my buddies - she should be ashamed       [Beefy ]

Hey, she always hangs out with her gals!       [Evan ]

"Use it or lose it," my cohorts derided       [Kansas Sam ]

As she walked out a-slammin' the door       [Beefy ]

In her absence I found that my heart was decided:       [Ethetran ]

With my magazines, who needs that bore!       [Evan ]

Contributors: F, Beefy, fester, Evan, Kansas Sam, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 14th October 2004 by F.