The Spoonbill Generator

Several times you've baked a cake       [F ]

For a bride who knew no groom       [asdf ]

And yet you'll often drop the boom       [F ]

And send her screaming from the room       [Kansas Sam ]

Several times you've called her 'slut'       [F ]

Her cavalcade did, too       [Kansas Sam ]

No wonder she's been feeling blue       [F ]

And told you just what you should do       [Beefy ]

Several times you've raised her faults       [Kansas Sam ]

And lowered her esteem       [F ]

Then bake another dream       [Kansas Sam ]

And smother her in clotted cream       [Beefy ]