Hens Pretend To Bend Spoons
Infestation's not a problem, but the cure!
Don't attempt it, if you're feeling less than sure
That you deserve a beating, more a sinecure.
And if you're diagnosed incurable, we want to hear you purr
Understanding our advances is no joy
Witness angst of convex girl and concave boy
Like when you're at a luau and cannot taste the poi
Or find that all you thought you saw is nothing but trompe l'oeil
| Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, F, asdf, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 9th October 2004 by Apsley. |