The Spoonbill Generator

Hens Pretend To Bend Spoons

Infestation's not a problem, but the cure!       [Apsley ]

Don't attempt it, if you're feeling less than sure       [Roland ]

That you deserve a beating, more a sinecure.       [Apsley ]

And if you're diagnosed incurable, we want to hear you purr       [F ]

Understanding our advances is no joy       [Apsley ]

Witness angst of convex girl and concave boy       [asdf ]

Like when you're at a luau and cannot taste the poi       [F ]

Or find that all you thought you saw is nothing but trompe l'oeil       [Beefy ]

Contributors: Apsley, Roland, F, asdf, Beefy.
Poem finished: 9th October 2004 by Apsley.