The Spoonbill Generator

An omission, in the dyke,       [Apsley ]

Is a curse       [Roland ]

On those who care to take a hike       [Apsley ]

In my hearse       [Roland ]

And then find hissing, on my bike,       [Apsley ]

No reverse       [Roland ]

Pure obsession, in the dark,       [Apsley ]

Sha'n't endure       [Roland ]

For such as we who, in the park,       [Apsley ]

Pinched and pure       [Roland ]

Pretend to find some little spark       [Apsley ]

To abjure       [Roland ]

Our commission, from the chief,       [Apsley ]

To desist       [Roland ]

From what we do to catch a thief       [Apsley ]

By the wrist       [Roland ]

And wrest from him all his own fief       [Apsley ]

Can't be missed       [Roland ]