The Spoonbill Generator

Friday Night Aspirants

At least it isn't hailing       [Beefy ]

In Napoleon's café       [Roland ]

Although it's somewhat gusty       [F ]

All over Saint Tropez       [Roland ]

Where muezzins are wailing       [Apsley ]

He pawned the best umbrella       [Roland ]

To his uncle Montague       [Beefy ]

Who saw how very rusty       [Kansas Sam ]

It was 'ere it was new       [Roland ]

When stored in Samson's cellar       [Beefy ]

And so, with sopping forehead       [Roland ]

And a missing left galosh       [Beefy ]

Beneath a briefcase trusty       [Roland ]

He hid the bloodstained cosh       [Beefy ]

And other items horrid       [Roland ]

At least he wasn't whizzing       [F ]

Or engaging in a dance       [Beefy ]

With harlots lean and lusty       [Roland ]

As shills for games of chance       [Kansas Sam ]

Or soda pop un-fizzing       [F ]

Contributors: Beefy, Roland, F, Apsley, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 19th August 2004 by Beefy.