The Spoonbill Generator

The lumps one sometimes finds in cream       [Roland ]

Are almost never what they seem       [Beefy ]

You need to be supremely rash       [Roland ]

To live inside a calabash       [Beefy ]

When April slakes the doughts of June       [Roland ]

It's time to soap and rinse and croon       [Kansas Sam ]

When January makes you yell       [F ]

Don't ever disregard the smell       [Beefy ]

The lamps one hopes to find at home       [Roland ]

Are never where you left your comb       [Beefy ]

Your socks abound, yet none will match       [Kansas Sam ]

The colour-scheme of rotting thatch       [Roland ]

You dust, you sneeze, you dust again       [Kansas Sam ]

Housekeeping does resemble Zen       [F ]

The common hellebore, or bream,       [Beefy ]

Is often found as lumps in cream       [Roland ]