Fish Remedies For Mischief
Not a feather, nor a leaf,
Marks her day of birth
Though the winter's deepest
When one leaves the Earth
She seems to be a legend
But no whit a common thief
Not a farthing, nor a ring
Shall she get from me
Though she whimpers softly
When she spills her tea
I shall wack her bottom
And hum "God Save The King"
Not a sinew, nor a bone
Mars her perfect poise
Though she'll wither sometime
When she's done with boys
And rewritten Tolstoy
For cello and trombone
Envoi
So, Prince, though leaves and rings and bones
May leave you cold, her penitence atones
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, P, Beefy, dkb, TG, Jade. |
Poem finished: | 9th August 2004 by Roland. |