The Spoonbill Generator

Eyeliner How Ever Loosely Bent

Ridicule for penguins only makes them slide       [Apsley ]

Deep into depression, where they try to hide       [Beefy ]

From the angry pedants who impose a tax       [Apsley ]

Branding several scarlet Ps on their unwilling backs       [Roland ]

Ridicule for puffins only makes them blush       [Beefy ]

When their seedy secrets, trampled in the rush,       [V+R ]

Come to light in redtops, eager for the kill       [Beefy ]

Sousing them with Perignon, and handing them the bill       [Kansas Sam ]

Ridicule for persons only makes us crow       [Roland ]

Louder than the so-called wise; little do they know       [Beefy ]

The reasons that compel us to act in such a way       [Grayman ]

Or they would surely come to dread the breaking of the day       [Beefy ]

Envoi       [Roland ]

Wise men never make a fuss       [Beefy ]

That, my dears, is left to us       [Roland ]

Contributors: Apsley, Beefy, Roland, V+R, Kansas Sam, Grayman.
Poem finished: 8th August 2004 by Kansas Sam.