Disco Infernal
Annie Lennox drove my car
All the way to Glasgow
Parked outside a dingy bar
'cos she thought it was a Disco
Stepped inside and ordered beer
Cool and long and sexy
At the barmaid she did leer
(She'd forgot her specs, see?)
Annie Lennox left for home
With a crumpled trumpet
She also bore a hefty tome
Full of all the local crumpet
Stepped inside and made the bed
Crispy, creamy linen
Wrapped turban round her head
And set herself to sinnin'
Contributors: | Apsley, Karin, Beefy, fastlady, F, Roland, Maggie R. |
Poem finished: | 19th July 2004 by Karin. |