The Spoonbill Generator

Fail By Then If Never

Calisthenic ribaldry shall not win you the prize!       [Apsley ]

Though your ergonomic dildo is of a massive size       [F ]

Yet skip a page       [Roland ]

It's all the rage       [Beefy ]

To spurn unslightly lumps       [Roland ]

While drawing breath       [Beefy ]

Unlike MacBeth       [Roland ]

Who every evening humps       [Apsley ]

Contributors: Apsley, F, Roland, Beefy.
Poem finished: 14th July 2004 by Beefy.