Fail By Then If Never
Calisthenic ribaldry shall not win you the prize!
Though your ergonomic dildo is of a massive size
Yet skip a page
It's all the rage
To spurn unslightly lumps
While drawing breath
Unlike MacBeth
Who every evening humps
| Contributors: | Apsley, F, Roland, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 14th July 2004 by Beefy. |