We Never Boycott Oversights
Got a nice new jersey
With tasteful zig zag stripes
But dropped it in the Mersey
While drunk
'Twas a sin so natty
They had to clear the court
Of spunk
Got a nice man-hat on
In a sort of pork-pie style
Trimmed with steak and satin
Quite rare
Such a stylish statement
They had to clear the court
To wear
Got a car or liner
To rove a thousand leagues
From the noisy town of China
On Sea
Cars on city pavements
They had to clear the court
Of ghee
Contributors: | Roland, Ethetran, Beefy, Apsley, P, (trad). |
Poem finished: | 6th July 2004 by Apsley. |