The Spoonbill Generator

So easy to upset her       [Roland ]

So hard to make amends       [Beefy ]

When things were going better       [Roland ]

I'd walk her Irish Setter       [F ]

And claim that we were friends       [Roland ]

But now she doesn't notice       [P ]

The risqué nor the wry       [Roland ]

And so my final quote is:       [Ethetran ]

The eaters of the lotus       [Beefy ]

Aren't worth another try       [Roland ]