Defenestrating Our Noisome Entertainers
Beckham, Rooney, Owen and Scholes
Latter-day heroes for indolent proles
Who care more for goal-kicks than saving lost souls
And don't give a monkey's for whom the bell tolls
To them - a goose!
Henman, Federer, Roddick and Hewitt
Stars of the screen if only they knew it
Who whip down an ace as though there's nothing to it
And when, in a cupboard, just don't fail to do it
Let's turn them loose
Stanford, Parry, Tippett and Britten
And let's not forget Strachey, (that's Lytton)
Whose work dins our ears like the boom of a bittern
I studied them all, then flunked out in mid-term
Oh - what's the use?
Moral:
When Strachey calls the tune
You might as well read "Dune"
Contributors: | Padfoot, Beefy, Apsley, P, F, Roland. |
Poem finished: | 1st July 2004 by Ethetran. |