The Spoonbill Generator

Chirping By Other Means

Yeast admixed with poisoned brine       [Apsley ]

Tempered in a flagon       [Roland ]

rounded council, pointed wine       [kweekweg ]

Grandpa on the wagon       [Roland ]

These, all other things beside,       [Beefy ]

Fascinate a dragon       [fester ]

Feast upon a poisoned fowl       [Beefy ]

Cultured in Devizes       [Roland ]

Easter toenail, fatal towel       [P ]

And other crummy prizes       [Grayman ]

These, all other things beside,       [P ]

Baffle the assizes       [Roland ]

Beastliness in poisoned friends       [Beefy ]

Promised by the vicar       [P ]

Sloth that fails to make amends       [Roland ]

Means they're poisoned all the quicker       [Cat ]

These, all other things beside,       [(trad) ]

Mack the Sick Man sicker       [Apsley ]


Contributors: Apsley, Roland, kweekweg, Beefy, fester, P, Grayman, Cat, (trad).
Poem finished: 21st June 2004 by Roland.