Chirping By Other Means
Yeast admixed with poisoned brine
Tempered in a flagon
rounded council, pointed wine
Grandpa on the wagon
These, all other things beside,
Fascinate a dragon
Feast upon a poisoned fowl
Cultured in Devizes
Easter toenail, fatal towel
And other crummy prizes
These, all other things beside,
Baffle the assizes
Beastliness in poisoned friends
Promised by the vicar
Sloth that fails to make amends
Means they're poisoned all the quicker
These, all other things beside,
Mack the Sick Man sicker
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, kweekweg, Beefy, fester, P, Grayman, Cat, (trad). |
Poem finished: | 21st June 2004 by Roland. |