Palomar Mentors
Got Venus in my Transit
Uranus in my yard
now that i am buggered
And bearded like the pard
I'll surely live to eighty
although I eat but lard.
Got Venus in my Transit
'Time to go to Mars
Now that I'm in clover
I'll live among the stars
In fibrous outer garments
Which cover all my scars
Got Venus in my Transit
Neptune up the duff
Now that I'm intestate
I'm feeling slightly rough
But no one seems to notice
That I am none too tough
Then Venus stole my Transit
And Pluto my old bones
Now that I am bankrupt
They've cut off all the phones
That punctuate my slumbers
In the darkest of the zones
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, pan, (trad), P, danny b, n2, l_h, Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 14th June 2004 by Roland. |