The Spoonbill Generator

Bigfoot saw the racehorse [loaf]

Trot across Loch Ness [asdf]

Silent as a bowling-ball [loaf]

A darkling, ebon bowling ball [Beefy]

In dapper evening-dress [loaf]

It trotted 'cross Loch Ness [Beefy]

Bigfoot saw the racehorse [(trad)]

Turn this way and that [Grayman]

Solid as a steeplejack [loaf]

A nerveless, trusty steeplejack [Beefy]

With cufflinks and cravat [Grayman]

It turned this way and that [Beefy]

Bigfoot slew the racehorse [loaf]

Ere its time was due [dkb]

Slender as a tuning-fork [loaf]

A humming, trembling tuning-fork [Beefy]

In cummerbund so blue [loaf]

Its time was erelong due [asdf]

Envoi [loaf]

The lassie known as Nessie [Karin]

Can't tell posse from esse [loaf]