Aspirated Eyeball, Innit?
It started with a glottal stop
It ended with a sigh
But in between, the gliding vowels
Indicative of loosened bowels
Unleashed their doleful cry
It ended with a missing 'g'
It started with an 'I'
But in between, the lisping drawl
That indicates a missing ball
Passed, unsuspected, by
Envoi
The Prince! The love-besotted Prince
His ev'ry utterance makes me wince
Contributors: | loaf, Beefy, Roland, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
Poem finished: | 27th May 2004 by Beefy. |