The Spoonbill Generator

Today's Not Likely

Pardon my haste - I really must dash [TG]

Not like the other extremists [Roland]

Who cause my left leg to break out in a rash [TG]

While the right one was lost in the sea-mists [Roland]

Of emotion [TG]

Let them eat cake so tender their teeth [Roland]

No point in pleasure deferring [TG]

Despite my top jaw's being stuck underneath [Roland]

The ladle with which I am stirring [TG]

The ocean [Anon.]

Contributors: TG, Roland.
Poem finished: 25th May 2004 by TG.