Motherhood In The Pasture
Diapering tushies is really a bummer
my diabetic fanciables are sweating in the summer
What a pity! My baby is dumber
'Tis just as well I brought along a fat post natal plumber
He'll take us to the country in his crimson-coloured Hummer
clackmannon. Cackamannon. Persimmon. Nes't pas?
Hogtying piggies is really a downer
Whoever thinks a farmer has it soft's a real clowner
What a pity! His skin just gets browner
'Tis just as well I brought along a curious out-of-towner
For at the seaside (I admit) I felt an urge to drown her
Backgammon, sack Mammon. Curse women – Hezbollah ...
Contributors: | erie, rótb, Beefy, Anon., asdf, loaf. |
Poem finished: | 12th May 2004 by Anon.. |