The Spoonbill Generator

Zarathustra Lurking In The Out-tray

Colossal, in a home-made hat [Roland]

Bought from some colossal twat, [Apsley]

Our nether hostage beckons [loaf]

To the thief who reckons [Apsley]

To Play at being mental is to have ones life incidental [Nigel Sly]

Cavities are incremental and so very, very dental [erie]

That only a colossal hat [Beefy]

Can crown a Kopf so fat [Kansas Sam]

Pretentious, in a hand-made shirt [Beefy]

Hired from some precocious squirt [Roland]

Our erstwhile playmate gushes [Beefy]

To the monk who blushes [loaf]

To Pray to the Almighty is to make oneself seem flighty [Beefy]

So prey on Aphrodite to learn the wrong from righty [asdf]

That only a pretentious shirt [Beefy]

Can keep the Czar alert [loaf]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, loaf, Nigel Sly, erie, Beefy, Kansas Sam, asdf.
Poem finished: 11th May 2004 by Beefy.