The Spoonbill Generator

Friends reunited [loaf]

Enemies, despite it, [Anon.]

nick, cj and all [ganmeister]

Attempt to fight it [loaf]

and it'll punch you in the crotch, really hard. [Anon.]

Beards reshaven [fingers]

Smooth-chops to a man [loaf]

who shoe-shops from a van, [Anon.]

Which does not make Weird [ganmeister]

Though it well might leave a person wholly scarred [loaf]

with no regard for a holy bard and his mouldy yard [Gwyn]

it was hard to find anything on the cards [fingers]