The Spoonbill Generator

If filling in forms engenders dismay, tick box 'A' [Beefy ]

And send all workers crammed in this room into gloom [Apsley]

Whatever you do, in this age's norm, there's a form [Beefy ]

And, if you divorce, you'll fill it all in on Form A [Apsley]

If signing your name elicits such pain, make an 'X' [Anon.]

Then, using the pure origamist's art, make a dart [Beefy ]

When you're ready to let it fly, mind my eye [Grayman]

And if they enquire, just tell them your surname is X [Beefy ]