The Spoonbill Generator

Let me be the first to say, it's nice to have you back [Beefy ]

And might I add, I'm glad to see you haven't lost your knack [F]

For quite some time I truly feared that you would not return [Karin]

But if we'd seek rapprochement, what lesson should we learn? [Beefy ]

I, for one, have learned to never douse you with the kettle [Kansas Sam]

For nothing is more certain to put you on your mettle [Beefy ]

You, in turn, I hope have learned to spurn the carving knife [Kansas Sam]

This scar is proof you made your point, my dear and loving wife [Karin]

Why, then, did you throw that doorknob I'd still planned to fix? [Kansas Sam]

What other weapons near at hand? I think I'll call Hans Blix [F]

Our reconciliation may prove tougher than I'd thought [Beefy ]

If Blix unearths the vial of ricin sources say you bought [Kansas Sam]

Is it war? You've flouted every resolution [F]

To make up for your latest stunt you'll have to get ablution [Karin]

But even though your only mode of greeting is attack [Beefy ]

Let me be the first to say, it's nice to have you back [F]