The Spoonbill Generator

Poor Jones got hanged - and yet I know 'twas I whose bottom burped [Kansas Sam]

But, really, I don't feel so bad - it was my drink he slurped [Beefy ]

A pint's a pint and that's a fact - he should have let it be [Grayman]

So when he smelt the one I dealt, I blamed the burp on he [Kansas Sam]

How very diff'rent from the home life of our own dear queen [(trad)]

Who sits alone and ponders all the wonders that she's seen [Beefy ]