Somehow Somewhere Leads Nowhere
Would you like to wax my floor?
Only if you lock the door
Would you like to block my hat?
Only if you'll shear my cat
Would you like to sweep my flue?
Only if you'll clean the loo
Would you like to meet my Mum?
Only if you'll wipe my bum
Shall we leapfrog on the lawn?
Maybe ... has your Mum withdrawn?
Shall we bungee from a cliff?
Not if you'd avoid a tiff
Shall we do a tit for tat?
Why on earth would you say that?
Shall we ride my Sit 'N Spin?
Good idea! I'll get the gin
Can't I have a little sip?
If you'll let me bite your lip
Could I stroke your inner thigh?
Yes, my dear, by-and-by
May I curl up by your fire?
Sure, if you can light my pyre
Might we then play "find-my-keys?"
Sir! Decorum, if you please
Contributors: | Anon., Beefy, Karin, Kansas Sam, willh, F, Kansas Sam (sorry), TG. |
Poem finished: | 30th March 2004 by Anon.. |