The Spoonbill Generator

Subtle With Hotdogs

'Here are the gum-boots you ordered, madam!' [David Nobbs]

'I thought I requested a third?' [loaf]

'So you did, but I thought I'd misheard, madam' [Beefy ]

'I've three feet - had not it occurred?...' [Kansas Sam]

'You'll find them in the yard, madam' [Beefy ]

'In here would have been preferred...' [Grayman]

'To quote the noble Bard, madam: [Beefy ]

'They've trod in a Richard the Third!' [Grayman]

Contributors: David Nobbs, loaf, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Grayman.
Poem finished: 23rd March 2004 by Anon..