Subtle With Hotdogs
'Here are the gum-boots you ordered, madam!'
'I thought I requested a third?'
'So you did, but I thought I'd misheard, madam'
'I've three feet - had not it occurred?...'
'You'll find them in the yard, madam'
'In here would have been preferred...'
'To quote the noble Bard, madam:
'They've trod in a Richard the Third!'
Contributors: | David Nobbs, loaf, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 23rd March 2004 by Anon.. |