The Spoonbill Generator

Bromide in the afternoon [Apsley]

Magnesium in the eve, [Anon.]

Thus passed my sexuality [Apsley]

My precious sexuality [Beefy ]

See her built like a Wizards sleeve [Nigel Sly]

Carbide in the anteroom [Beefy ]

Caesium in the hall, [Grayman]

Was all I knew of chemistry [Beefy ]

Oh, thou specious chemistry! [Roland]

How you made me run down the wall! [Apsley]