The Spoonbill Generator

A granite sheet does not get crumpled, [Apsley]

Laid across a flower-bed [loaf]

It can stop the flowers from getting rumpled [Apsley]

When holding down your late-great head [asdf]

Or so my Uncle Ernest said [TG]

For Uncle Ernest knew his onions [Apsley]

Though he oft forgot their names [asdf]

And would smear them on his bunions [Apsley]

Making major health-food claims [Irene]

Until they killed him dead [Karin]

The killing was not meant as mortal [Apsley]

Kombat; more Street Fighter-type [Ethetran]

When you get sucked into the portal [Beefy ]

You can already hear the hype [Apsley]

That caused the pain within his head [Beefy ]