Musical Accomplishments Involving Instruments Of Zinc
It's fine to play the didgeridoo, but please not in the office loo
It makes an awful ruckus there
And interrupts the talk of hair
And makes the patrons stop and stare
And they might even stare at you, so please take home your didgeridoo
It's fine to play the air guitar, but please remember where you are
Tollbooths can be quite confining
If funky riffs you'd be designing
It's hard to do where oil's refining
It's better done down in the bar, so please take hence your air guitar
It's fine to play the Village Fool, but please not in my private pool
It disconcerts my starry clique
Whose ambience is oh-so-chic
I fear they'll think me so last week
And then they'd think me quite the tool, so please play elsewhere, Village Fool
Envoi
To play is fine, to fool is fair
'Tis you that fills me with despair ...
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Irene, Beefy, Grayman, loaf, Roland. |
Poem finished: | 3rd March 2004 by Kansas Sam. |