The Spoonbill Generator

To get into the Hall of Fame [Beefy ]

You have to die, or drop a name [Grayman]

Or pay the judge a bob or two [Beefy ]

Or scratch his ears and tum-tum blue [Kansas Sam]

Or craft a pearl of precious wit [Beefy ]

Or plant some sand, and wait a bit [Kansas Sam]

Or else be Bob De Niro [Apsley]

You could arise to top a sport [Irene]

Or be the sort to right a tort [Apsley]

Or find the shortest jot of time [Beefy ]

In which to make 'Confucius' rhyme [Irene]

To benefit of all humankind [Beefy ]

One could just read a dolphin's mind [Irene]

So go and be a hero! [Beefy ]