Crybaby Number Nine (1967)
The lonely hearts in Sgt. Pepper's Band
For benefit of Mr Kite would always lend a hand
While Lovely Rita metered ev'ry splendid time they spent
Before the Taxman came and took his eighty-three per cent
Mean Mr Mustard drives a Yellow Submarine
With a piano in its parlor for the children of the queen
And Savoy Truffles - All You Need - they're one sweet dream come true
They'll be your anniversary gift with love, From Me to You
Quoth Ringo Starr:
Act Naturally, beat less guitar
And when it comes to the honors list please Don't Pass Me By
You know it don't come easy - Oh, my, my
Julia's boy, young John
Asked, "Baby, won't you dance, c'mon?"
He told his puppy "Hey Bulldog, All You Need Is Love"
And told us to Imagine that there's only sky above
And George sang "My Sweet Lord"
Plying Hare Krishna abroad
But something within and without
Gave his guitar something to weep about
(Wait, Get Back, I'm Fixing a Hole:) Yesterday, Paul
Met a bird named Sally, Long and Tall
He called her Lady Madonna, down Penny Lane they'd roam
Her parents said "We can't believe She's really Leaving Home!"
George Martin, lest we forget
The way you made them fabber yet
Ensured that any music fan you meet'll
Tell you all about his favorite Beatle
Contributors: | Karin, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Anon., Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 19th February 2004 by Kansas Sam. |