The Spoonbill Generator

When the pressure on our thinking [Apsley]

Makes our largish skulls grow numb [asdf]

When the blindness of our blinking [jm]

Interspersed with wanton winking [Beefy ]

Fairly makes us dumb, [loaf]

Small wonder we succumb [Beefy ]

To nursing on the thumb [Kansas Sam]

When the pleasure of our eating [Beefy ]

Makes our bellies swell with pride [not fester]

When the people we are meeting [Irene]

Go in terror of excreting [loaf]

Into the wide outside [Apsley]

We will STILL be thinking, though at this point we will be stinking. [Lance]

Time to run and hide [Beefy ]