The Spoonbill Generator

I Won't Be Flying Anywhere Near Basildon

There's time enough for changing sides [Roland]

There's time enough for tea [Beefy ]

There's time to do as bowel decides [Kansas Sam]

There's time to go to sea [Beefy ]

But if you cannot break your fast [Grayman]

And eat some jam and brie [Lee]

You'll know the time has come at last [Beefy ]

To spread your wings with me [Lee]

There's time enough for building walls [Beefy ]

There's time enough for grins [Kansas Sam]

There's time for screaming caterwauls [Grayman]

There's time for smiling sins [Roland]

But if you cannot quell the urge [Kansas Sam]

To drown yourself with gins [Beefy ]

You'll be the star of a funeral dirge [Karin]

Or cushion for voodoo pins [Kansas Sam]

Contributors: Roland, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Grayman, Lee, Karin.
Poem finished: 13th February 2004 by Anon..