Wandering Socks Found Wanton
When JB Priestley, in his bath
Fumed latakia
The shade of Archimedes smiled
Grinned 'Eureka'
And caused the bowl to overflow
Drenching Syria
When Rudyard Kipling, in the sun
Grilled a swallow
The shade of Alexander smiled
At Apollo
And caused the natives to revolt
In Illyria
When Doctor Johnson, in a word
Said, "HMO"
The shade of Ali Baba smiled
From below
And caused the pundits to recant
Their false criteria
Contributors: | loaf, chaise, Beefy, Roland, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 11th February 2004 by Anon.. |