Even Duplication Factors
Say hello to Chutney Spears
Who heartens those who raise two cheers
When she gets in a pickle
Say hello to Slimboy Fat
Who praises all who wear a hat
When other talents trickle
Bid farewell to Doris Knight
Who could not say 'Scorsese' right
When taking an audition
Bid farewell to Vera Loon
Who eats her peanuts with a spoon
In many a strange position
All of these, and many more
Who cheered our Privates in the war
You'll find in Russell Square
Yet neither bowls nor blindman's buff
Can hide the diamond in the rough
That dazzles with despair
| Contributors: | Roland, P, TG. |
| Poem finished: | 10th February 2004 by TG. |